August 25, 2009
bonerparty:

the best thing about dating really skinny girls is that you can stand infront of the refrigerator and go “anybody? who wants chocolate cake and pizza? nobody? nooobody? i dont hear anything! PIZZA AND CAKE. pizza and cake going once. going twice. WELL that’s all the more for me, then”.
(photo via sarazucker)

yeah, that’d never work with a guy who dated me. why? i’ll show you.
- mc

bonerparty:

the best thing about dating really skinny girls is that you can stand infront of the refrigerator and go “anybody? who wants chocolate cake and pizza? nobody? nooobody? i dont hear anything! PIZZA AND CAKE. pizza and cake going once. going twice. WELL that’s all the more for me, then”.

(photo via sarazucker)

yeah, that’d never work with a guy who dated me. why? i’ll show you.

- mc

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