February 2012
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I can't stop thinking about sex.
Specifically with you-know-whom. Mercy, child! Booking plane tickets TONIGHT. - M
Feb 28th
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Going once... going twice...
Joked in a text conversation with The Fella that I am scheduled to be auctioned off for marriage next year at a particularly redneck event.  I am not so young by hillbilly standards (OLD MAID ALERT), so I informed him that the minimim bid would involve a couple chickens and a cabela’s catalog. He said he’d be there as long as fried chicken was ok. So that’s kindof a win for...
Feb 24th
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Link of the day: Hilarious, embarrassing and...
happiestpeopleever: Take a look, it’s fun !!! mysexaddressbar.tumblr.com ‘Porn Burger’. omg. THIS IS HYSTERICAL. - m
Feb 22nd
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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“We never love anyone. What we love is the idea we have of someone. It’s our own...”
– Fernando Pessoa (via no-vox)
Feb 2nd
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