January 2011
2 posts
tonight i learned how to be a lady while out to dinner (with someone you think is cute)
(1) don’t order for someone you don’t know (2) don’t drink 1.5 bottles of wine (3) don’t talk about bad dates (4) don’t try to pay for everyone and pull out wads of cash and be all drunk and obnoxious about it (5) don’t try to be the center of attention and tell ridiculous...
my new deskmate is a Jewish Michael Cera.
this. is. bad.
- mc