February 2010
35 posts
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Sex with B: Thoughts
As usual, I have no idea what I’m getting myself into with this one. B, that is. Sleeping with him was a most unexpected weekend development, as they all are, really. Kindof. Did it really take me four years to get him into bed with me? Or one night? Or… was it the other way around?
God, the sex, his hands, the way they handled me. Oh my god, the touch of a young and lusty...
Pillow Talk
Saturday, 12:30 a.m. - at the bar
b: ‘You know, M? I’ve known you for years. And yet this is the first time we’ve ever actually hung out together.’
Saturday, 7:30 a.m. - in his bed
m: ‘I just wish you would say what you mean. Stop being so damn evasive.’ b: ‘I always say what I mean.’ m: ‘No, you don’t. You think you do. But you...
January 2010
38 posts
“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about...”
– Catcher In The Rye (via nedhepburn)
let’s never forget this ladies.
Today was a day....
antikris:
Tomorrow is my 31st birthday. I have a party planned which I am sharing with the lovely drunkbrunch who is also turning 31. I have recently came down with a case of HORRIFIC PMS and am bitchy, bloated, and zit covered. In an attempt to shave my parts to make for hot, hairless birthday sex I sliced a place which is not used to being sliced. I’ve had a bottle of $3 Chardonnay, and...
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WatchHickey Be Gone!
I met someone new.
aaaaaand I really like him. We’re having a slumber party tonight. Can’t wait.
R
Aha moment!
signanddate:
So I was thinking about The Viking’s utter lack of elaborate compliments in the bedroom (and thinking about how that is NOT what I am used to, as my last boyfriend — let’s call him T — practically narrated a love novella every time he saw my boobs), and I realized: women (me) want to hear comments from men that are actually more like comments women would say. Confused? Here’s an...
i think this job has something to do with the fact that i’m single. two nights in a row i’m here past 10pm. how am i supposed to get laid when i’m having a relationship with final cut pro?
wtf.
- mc
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bonerparty:
syntheticpubes:
Tax dollars at work.
WHAT THE FUCK? “NOT A REAL EVENT”? clearly you haven’t spent twenty minutes under the sheets with a blogger that used to be a fat kid and thusly spent his formative years figuring out how to do this VERY THING. it IS REAL.
Austrailia, help me help you. seriously. i’ll come over with a bottle of wine, a one hitter, and season three of 30 Rock,...
s.o.s.?
my hormones are out. of. control.
aka i want to fuck the shit out of every goddamn guy I pass on the street.
help.
- m
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WatchSex Worker Literati: Stories of Dirt, Danger, and Debauchery
The Secret Diary of Melissa Grant
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I am completely infatuated with Melissa, with Meaghan, and with their new project Coming and Crying.
Having spent countless hours cruising the sex-blogosphere and feeling like a horny bar patron whose best offer (metaphorically) is often no more than a free drink, a good fuck,...
this makes me angry. →
fat models? fat models!? this is why i hate men sometimes.
i don’t subscribe to the whole “real women have curves” idea. real women have breasts, a vagina, uterus, fallopian tubes and eggs.
i’ve got curves. i’ve got an ass (which i love). i’m happy with my body for now (i could stand to lose a few more post-christmas lbs, but i’m working on it)....
in less than 24 hours i will be on my way south to that hot bed of potential paramours - NEW YORK CITY
the last time i was there (about a month ago) i had hot eye sex with a gorgeous man in chelsea. i then stopped in a burger joint and proceeded to fill my belly with delicious, delicious, orgasmically delicious baconnaise. mmmmm yes.
i’m visiting with a friend i haven’t seen since...
Clever bastard
I woke up in the arms of that Brazilian I met this summer (and completely blew off, I should note). I think he’s tricking me into liking him. He’s playing me like a fiddle, he is - knows how to out-manipulate and out-fox me at my own game.
I don’t know how I feel about that quite yet.
- M
“The reality of the other person lies not in what he reveals to you, but what he...”
– Kahil Gibran (via quotewhore)
I have a crush on a man.
Oh! It feels wonderfully doomed.
R
mc: omg... the bachelor makes me want to change my sexual identity
ag: hahaha to what...confused?
mc: weirdsies
ouch.
Last night was a mess. Found myself at 3 am in a bar with no purse, no phone, no wallet, no ID, no cash, no ride home. Drunk.
Kicked into M the Survivor mode. Grabbed a cab with a fella I might have making out with in the bar (SHAME, M, SHAME), let him pay my tab AND cab fare, raged at the dishonesty in the world, came back to my place and had a several hours of really angry sex.
It was...
i'm in love with you and you don't even know it. →
on being the perfect couple...
mc: i haven't seen you in weeks!
MB: i know. its been forever. ridiculous
since thanksgiving i've been on hyperdrive
everyones been busy
next weekend i'm around though
mc: well, shit
i'm going to NYC next weekend
MB: whaaaaaa?
mc: it's a long weekend!
seriously, MB...
we'd either work well as a couple or we wouldn't
MB: haha
"hey, are you my girlfriend?"
mc: if i see you at least once a month, then yes
we're bf/gf
wow.. that works
MB: easy
me: you're the easiest boyfriend EVER
you understand that i'm busy as shit and you're busy as shit... shazaam... we get along
'sorry, babe.. can't have sex this weekend. i'm going to nyc. can you pencil me in for the 2nd saturday in march?"
MB: ooooh, yea, the 2nd saturday i have squash all day
lets make it sunday
mc: ohhh shit.. basketball is on all day sunday
umm... how about a quickie at halftime?
or just a tug job
during a 30 second timeout
does that work?
MB: ha!
love it
mc: we're the best couple ever, MB
Eat Fresh!
Yay, free subs all around! I like that we have a rewards program for sex. Because it is not always its own reward.
R
advice from mom...
as much as it pisses me off to admit it… ‘you were right, mom’
Not being one to mince words, I think this is all wrong. You have only been out with the guy 6-7 times and if you say what she proposed you will look like a crazy woman. Much, much too soon as long as your relationship has not reached an intimate level. Now if this is the case, then I will have to rethink. You...
advice to a best friend...
You’re right..there are endless possibilities as to why he didn’t get back in touch with you last night. Drinks…a date….masturbating…pooping…he fell off a cliff and died…his phone doesn’t like your phone…he forgot…OR the most obvious one being…He’s. A. Dude. don’t over analyze. you’re starting to sound like me....
mc: it's not fair. why do i like jewish guys so much!?
ren: money. you whore.
mc: you dick
someone talk me out of contacting the married guy. PLEASE!!!
- mc
the beauty of passive aggressiveness
so, my friends are getting divorced.
Married Guy is a friend of the soon to be ex-husband. Tonight I’m saying goodbye to the soon to be ex-husband and probably saying goodbye to the Married Guy. Out of pure curiousity, I decided to unblock him from gmail. (he’s been blocked since last Feb when we had a blow up.)
His status said MG is back to the grind…you know, saving the...
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“at one point I was like superangry at having to wait around, so I started...”
– my friend, on how boring her threeway was. 2K10 YA’LL. (via meaghano)
it's basketball season...
(obligatory facebook status)
“——- ———- hopes to find a man who will understand when I scream expletives at the TV and flip it the bird. It’ll be a match made in heaven if he’s doing it with me.”
it’s the truth. any man i end up with has to understand my unconditional love of college basketball. i have two teams - indiana university and...