December 2009
33 posts
maybe i was supposed to be disappointed by a man (boy?) right before 2010 to remind myself that this year is going to be different. it’s a new start. clean slate. let’s get this right.
- mc
this gives me hope. →
take a chance. go with your gut. love someone with all your heart. tell someone you were thinking about them. don’t lose hope. keep faith.
i’m going to do it. you should too. - mc
We had dinner, we had drinks, and we went back to his place and fucked. And when I said I had to go, he asked me to stay, and I pretended to be tempted but took off quickly, with apology, and assured him that I’d call. I never called. And when he called, I thought about returning it, but I put it off and put it off until I rationalized that it was too late.
- debauchette, /Part 18:...
texting your way to lurve. →
merry christmas.
cheers to another year of trying to keep my “crazy” in check. texting should be banned! ahhhh
- mc
“I lack sexual restraint. Philosophically, I don’t see the point in it. I’ve...”
– - debauchette, from: Sexual Restraint from a Woman who Lacks it (F/lthyGorgeousTh/ngs) (via filthygorgeousthings)
[my life? - m]
“There are two kinds of sex, classical and baroque. Classical sex is romantic,...”
– Ellen Willis (via smut-to-go)
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oh. my. god. this is brilliant. →
am i over you?
i went out for a drink with WB on friday night. just the two of us. we usually have sparks flying between us. lingering looks. flirtatious jabs. long hugs. “i want to kiss you” goodbyes.
after i ordered my second cocktail i looked him right in the eye and asked, ‘so when are you going to marry your girlfriend?’
my heart didn’t drop. i think i let him go.
- mc
in regards to the brit...
me: seriously. what a waste of time
i wanted money
and sex
c: HAHAHAHA
at least one
me: yeah, i guess you can't have both
and in my case i didn't get anything
well, i got a sloppy kiss in the rain and then swine flu
- mc
Voicemails I received from my ex-girlfriend last...
sharingtime:
8:00 PM - “Lee, where are you? Call me. I know we haven’t spoken since I dumped you, but I have something I need to tell you. All aboard the needy express! Let’s talk.
8:22 PM - “I’m not needy. That was a joke. But I do think you should call me.”
8:45 PM - “Ok, I don’t really have anything to discuss. I just wanted an ego boost where you tell me how much you miss me and I tell...
another reason to use birth control...
k: yeah i think when you have your own, you'll change diapers like nobodys business
just another joy of motherhood
im afraid to have kids because what if they grow up to be assholes?
then i'd hate them
I tried to use "The Secret" today to make a lot of...
abfabsolutely:
jermainia:
But I don’t even know what The Secret is all about. So I repeated “walk, walk, fashion baby” over and over in my head instead. It didn’t work. But I felt fierce.
My Life, Today’s Edition. love love love.
i’m channeling feeling fierce and future contact. move aside fuckers. i’m taking the reins.
- mc
texting is the bane of my existence. damnit technology!
- mc
i can’t believe i started crying during my waxing appointment.
psht… the things we do for ‘beauty’.
- mc
him: can i show you something?
me: sure.
him: okay, but you have to be completely undressed and in my bed.
- mc
NEW RULE.
Never sleep with hippies.
Ever.
- M
i’m going to dinner with him tonight.
- mc
i’m driving myself nuts over here. the italian from friday night texted me on monday night. ‘wow. that’s a lot of peeps to feed… sushi was great. there were three other bday groups in the same room, weird! on my way to see the fab mr fox movie. talk to you later.’ i haven’t responded and i don’t plan to. that text didn’t really need a response....
kissandtell:
i just remembered that he complimented my post-romp skills the next morning. that’s never happened to be me before. well, unsolicited. i believe ‘spectacular’ was the word he used.
go me.
on a side note, i’m watching the holiday on TBS and jude law makes me sweat. everywhere.
- mc
(shiver). a girl never forgets that kind of compliment.
never.
- m
I need less honesty from all of you.
Adorable OKCupid guy with whom I’ve been exchanging long emails asks if he can be “put on pause.” He says he doesn’t date more than one person at a time “(That’s a good thing,right?)” and he went on two good dates with one woman this week and so could we put our date scheduled for tomorrow on pause. Kill yourself. What am I supposed to say? Thank you for...
i just remembered that he complimented my post-romp skills the next morning. that’s never happened to be me before. well, unsolicited. i believe ‘spectacular’ was the word he used.
go me.
on a side note, i’m watching the holiday on TBS and jude law makes me sweat. everywhere.
- mc
i over eagerly texted back last night and haven’t heard back. damnit! is it over?
“Some people say ‘whore,’ I just say he’s popular.”
– Bunny, sitting to my right in this delicious gay gossip circle, aka the Cheerleader Table. Yes.
I vote call.
r
i woke up next to a tall, handsome, jon hamm-esque MAN this morning. he cuddled and kissed me all morning. we drank green tea and honey while we sat on his couch and listened to NPR.
he called a cab for me and as i was leaving he said, ‘we should do this again some time. don’t be afraid to call.’ we made out for a little bit in his doorway. it took every ounce of my being not to...
Your Annual Guide To Holiday Romance
johncarney:
It’s that time of year (again) when even the most independent of lads can get a little desperate for more companionship than one can find in the bottom of a bottle of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey. If I thought it would make any difference, I’d tell you that you should avoid becoming involved with the lasses during this season. It’s just too dangerous, and will almost certainly lead to...
sharingtime:
I wish office romances were still acceptable so that nine months from the day of my company’s holiday party, one of my co-workers had to go on maternity leave.
I guess you’d have to name the baby something like, “Fivemartinis Bonjovisong.”
what if all my college hookups ended this way? i’d have 6 kids named
1. lostmyvcard inyourparentspool
2. hotjewishdude...