January 2012
12 posts
“Some nights of apprehension and hot weeping I will confess; but that’s permitted...”
– Well, I Have Lost You by Edna St. Vincent Millay (via thechocolatebrigade)
his little secret. →
a friend of mine did this in middle school. i wonder if this is his secret.
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[cue montage sequence]
Dancing around and playing dress-up like a 12 year old = me packing tonight for trip to see The Fella.
I’m positively giddy. All I’m missing is a carousel and confetti and some sparkle pop type soundtrack.
(Can’t remember the last time I felt like this.)
- M
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“Word! How long do I have you?”
– the Fella, in response to me telling him my flights are booked for next weekend. For the record, this is an excellent response… and he can ‘have’ me as longggggg as he wants. Mmmmph… Oh yes. Oh. Yes. - M
i fucking love flirting. LOVE IT. even if it’s with someone i’m not really attracted to and especially with a boy who is deliciously adorkable.
uh oh. it’s time for mc to feel the weight of a man again. it’s been almost (gasp) a year…
- mc
December 2011
5 posts
i used to think my best friend’s stepdad (keywords: used to) was hot. seriously. smoking hot.
this evening he got super drunk and farted in front of me.
not so hot anymore. le sigh. my high school crush is now over.
- mc
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from 'Lovespell: Against Endings'
I know beginnings,
their sweetnesses,
and endings,
their bitternesses -
but I do not know continuance -
I do not know
the sweet demi-boredom
of life as it lingers,
of man and wife
regarding each other
across a table of shared witnesses,
of the hand-in-hand dreams
of those who have slept
a half-century together
in a bed so used and familiar
it is rutted
with love.
I would know...
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A Whole New World
So… I met someone.
You know… like… a Real Someone.
(For once.)
A man… hmmm… A man I respect. A man who effortlessly seems to understand me. A man with kind eyes and artist’s hands. A man who thinks I am amazing. A man that makes me experience every cliche physical reaction (racing heartbeat! butterflies! idiotic smiling! lover’s glow!)...
November 2011
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FUCK THIS NOISE.
the married guy is involved with yet another Sears commercial. i cannot escape him. every time i see the commercial i want to crawl into a ball and die.
get out of my tv, you philanderer.
October 2011
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September 2011
10 posts
am i a horrible person?
i saw the married guy from chicago (a different married guy from three years ago)… we spent eight hours together on friday night. we were both randomly in my hometown for the weekend… he was with his band. i was visiting family.
him: ‘you are a sight for sore eyes… i’m so happy you’re here and i’m so happy to see you.’
(later in the night)
him:...
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a bright wall in a dark room.: School Week: Never... →
Knockout quote:
“For many of my friends in high school, romances were so few and fleeting that their ghosts haunted us for years while we waited eagerly for another boy to come into our lives. If you don’t believe me, consult my sticker-encrusted diary.”
Oh. My. God. EXACTLY. (High school was a longggggg time ago, but I am still doing this… Overwhelming Realization of the...
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a married man told me i was sexy, funny, amazing and a goddess. after i said to him, ‘kissing would be a bad idea..you’re married’ he shrugged his shoulders, said ‘eh’ and planted one on me.
a friend of a friend confessed that he has had a crush on me since meeting me in may, kissed me on the back of my neck, but i didn’t reciprocate. instead, i inhaled half...
August 2011
3 posts
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if coworker says “i love you like a sister..” does that mean he has no romantic feelings for me anymore?
i feel rejected.
- mc
July 2011
2 posts
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Vodka Phonics: Sweet →
vodkaphonics:
I stand by this: sweet and nice are the two worst adjectives one can use to describe someone.
Men tell me that I’m sweet all of the time. In the drinking game that is my life, one would take a shot each time a man tells me I’m sweet. “I don’t want to see you anymore, but you’re so sweet!” “You’re not hot enough for me to show off to all of my friends, but you’re such a sweet...
June 2011
6 posts
coworkers don’t kiss.
ok, maybe they do.
because we did.
- mc
Men who wear their sunglasses around the back of...
kiamatthews:
Horrid.
And on the Official K/T NEVER list.
- M
May 2011
2 posts
i’ve been in a little bit of a dry spell. the day before easter i blew a 26-year-old, ex-lacrosse player who sleeps on a twin bed. that’s about it.
friday night i hung out with the work crush. we were huggy..touchy-feely..and at one point his hand migrated to my butt.
i like him.
i’m in trouble.
mc
April 2011
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GOT LAID LAST NIGHT.
THANK FUCKING GOD.
- M
March 2011
2 posts
since January 30th i’ve had a relatively active sex life. i’m not complaining.
the weekend my purse was stolen, i went out to dinner with my work crush (and his friends), slept with my regular booty call, made out with a cute trader and then slept with another neighbor.
last night? i finally orgasm’d.
thank god.
- mc
February 2011
3 posts
CO-WORKERS DON’T TOUCH!!!!
- mc
the bachelor is in costa rica tonight. i hate costa rica because of the pilot.
fuck you, abc. and fuck you, david. yeah, that was his name.
- mc
if a guy keeps bringing up going to get drinks/getting crunk, does that mean he wants to go out and get drinks with you because he likes you? or he’s a raging alcoholic? or both?
January 2011
2 posts
tonight i learned how to be a lady while out to dinner (with someone you think is cute)
(1) don’t order for someone you don’t know (2) don’t drink 1.5 bottles of wine (3) don’t talk about bad dates (4) don’t try to pay for everyone and pull out wads of cash and be all drunk and obnoxious about it (5) don’t try to be the center of attention and tell ridiculous...
my new deskmate is a Jewish Michael Cera.
this. is. bad.
- mc