thus far, this has happened to me twice around The Fella… which is five-alarm level shocking for a girl who absolutely never stops talking.
hope this is a good sign… ?
- m
(Source: have--not)
2 days agoeither my two coworkers are super good looking and exude incredible sexual energy…or I just need to get fucked HARD.
i’m gonna go with the latter.
- mc
3 days agoDangerous Territory: Beware Falling Cliches
Am now officially someone whose iPhone wallpaper is a photo of her male crush/love interest.
… And every time I see it, I smile like a damn idiot.
[Plus it triggers constant sex flashbacks from this past weekend. Omg. That shit was unreal. (more on that later, everyone, good GOD).]
Who am I. What is happening to me.
- M
(THAT Girl)
(Source: nevver, via positivefitspo)
6 days agoa friend of mine did this in middle school. i wonder if this is his secret.
1 week ago[cue montage sequence]
Dancing around and playing dress-up like a 12 year old = me packing tonight for trip to see The Fella.
I’m positively giddy. All I’m missing is a carousel and confetti and some sparkle pop type soundtrack.
(Can’t remember the last time I felt like this.)
- M
2 weeks ago
Favorite page from Sophie Blackall’s Missed Connections: Love Lost & Found:
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Hipster Chick Who Passed Gas on ‘A’ Train
- m4w
(Harlem)
Remember? Uptown ‘A’ train. I was the black dude reading Bukowski’s Post Office. You were reading the Arts and Leisure section. You passed wind rather loudly and started chuckling. I’d like to see you again. The flatulence wasn’t a turnoff.
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‘the flatulence wasn’t a turnoff’…
this is a man worth finding.
- m
2 weeks agoblargh. the lip bite at :47 kills me. he could make me bite my lip, f’realz.
they don’t make them like that anymore. they sure don’t.
- mc
3 weeks ago

